hahahahahahahaha *sigh*

One of the many varied weird and wonderful places I regularly visit on the IntarWeb is The Sneeze - "half zine, half blog, half not good with fractions". The author - "Steve" - has an excellently twisted sense of humour that appeals to the weird in me.

And bizarrely, reading his blog reminds me eerily of my other pal Steve whom you may remember from such delights as our garage band, or the Princess Bride Underpants Substitution game.

Anyway today's Sneeze update (which funnily enough I was reading while having a sneezing fit ... hmmm..) is laff-out-loud hilarious. I just couldn't keep it to myself.

Follow the white rabbit and enjoy ...

but that, my children, would be cannibalism

One of the best movie quotes I've heard lately: Johnny Depp as Wacky Willy Wonka in Charlie and the Chocolate factory. Obviously these bears who ate their owner didn't see the movie. (and on a side note: eeew!)

Johnny Depp really is a fabbo actor. I only recently realised just how excellent he is. Apart from the above-linked excellent IMDB resource, his wikipedia entry shows some more of his coolness. Here's another hint as to the deppth [sic] of his coolness: He's going to play Jean-Dominique Bauby in the film adaptation of The Diving Bell and the Butterfly. As Neo would say, "Woah".

Anyway I ranted about movie critics a while back. Last night I managed to watch a whole episode of Margaret and David "At The Movies". I've gotta say, I find myself trusting David a lot more than Margaret. He seems more my style, though being a critic sometimes what he says just makes *no* sense to me.

Last night they reviewed the new Pride and Prejudice, a Russian flick called Night Watch and a South African film called Yesterday. And they have convinced me to check out these films (if they come on for 8 bucks at cinebuzz anyway). There's my 8 cents for yesterday going to good use.

so very surveyed

10 Favourites...
Favourite Color: The first time I thought about a favourite colour it was red, deep crimson red. Then purple, and migrating on through to pink.
Favourite Food: Yes. I like food. It's my favourite.
Favourite Band/Singer: I don't really have one. I like 80's glam rock, musical theatre and jazz, so you tell me.
Favourite Song: Teddy Bears' Picnic
Favourite Movie: The Princess Bride (duh!)
Favourite Sport: Fencing, Fighting, Torture, Revenge, Pirates, True Love.
Favourite Season: Spring
Favourite Day Of the Week: Sunday
Favourite Ice Cream Flavour: Vanilla Bean gelato at Lello's - oo yum.
Favourite Time of Day: When I've just woken up, or am just about to fall asleep. Mm. Bed.

9 Currents...
Current Mood: Content (though sleepy)
Current Taste: Tea
Current Clothes: Pyjamas
Current Desktop Picture: Scene of Lake Wakatipu with DTM in the foreground from our trip to Queenstown in July this year.
Current Toenail Color: Natural
Current Time: 10 pm
Current Surroundings: Dining room
Current Annoyance(s): Knowing I should be in bed right now but addicted to blogging!!
Current Thought: <blank>

8 Firsts...
First Best Friends: Susan, Sharon and Aida in primary school
First movie: Err. Superman, maybe, or The Empire Strikes Back.
First Screen Name: butercup
First Pet: Does a rock count?
First Piercing: Left ear. Or maybe the right one. The other followed shortly afterwards :)
First Crush: Robert Dean. He could talk like Donald Duck.
First Music You Remember Hearing: ABBA, or Rolf Harris, in a car on the way to Melbourne.
First Car: Never owned one. I drive around a lot in my mum's Camry, and DTM's Forester.

7 Lasts...
Last Cigarette: Never smoked. I held a cigarette for a friend once for about 30 seconds 4 years ago.
Last Drink: Alcoholic - a glass of Merlot last night. Non alcoholic - tea, see above.
Last Car Ride: I drove home from the station tonight, about 3.5 hours ago. As in long trips, to DTM's mum's place, an hour's drive, a couple of weeks ago.
Last food you ate: Homemade lemon tart. Yum.
Last Movie Seen: Serenity. So good.
Last Phone Call: To DTM to say I was coming home late, about 5.30pm tonight.
Last CD Played: Beatles, 1962-1966, Disc 2.

6 Have You Evers....
Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: Nope.
Have You Ever Broken the Law: Speeding, sure.
Have You Ever Been Arrested: Nope.
Have You Ever Skinny Dipped: Yep.
Have You Ever Been on TV: Yep. 10 seconds on Quantum because I was in the right place at the right time.
Have You Ever Kissed Someone You Didn't Know: Not that I know of. If I've kissed you and I don't know you, don't tell me.

5 Things....
You're Wearing: Wedding ring, spectacles, left slipper, right slipper, hair tie.
Done Today: Messed round trying to find a bug in software for 8 hours. Emailed my sister-in-law. Bought a cup of coffee. Stepped on someone's toes on the train. Had a shower.
You Can Hear Right Now: Dishwasher doing its thing, the puter humming, random pops as my body goes to sleep, interior monologue, keys tapping ... What a stupid question.
You Can't Live Without: DTM, laughter, communicating with people, time to myself, time with friends.
You Do When You're Bored: Bake, blog, watch The Princess Bride, snooze, sing to myself

4 Places You've Been...
Hong Kong
Queenstown (NZ)
Manila (Philippines)
Toronto (Canada)

3 People You Can Tell Anything To...
DTM
My dad
My cousin (oh dear, I was meant to call him)


2 Choices...
1. Black or White: Black
2. Hot or Cold: Cold

1 Thing You Want to Do Before you die.
Be held by DTM (while watching the Princess Bride) (in bed)

Goodnight all...

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